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Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I said, 'Mom, I see,.'.

15 a long time ago, one night, there are only three shrimp pond, ha ha ha, a ghost put a fart die.

  20.原先有个剑客,他人很冷,心很冷,剑很冷,最后冷死了

  15.如果 如果 如果 ,有一晚,池塘里有三只虾,哈哈哈,另有一一个多多女鬼放了另有一一个多多屁死了。

17 there is a depression, crossing the road, was accidentally truck tyre, be at one's last gasp when he looked at his body, he said: "I was sweetened bean paste stuffing, not the meat stuffing"

外国网民 ,请采纳一下我的问提吧!!!

  6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶,蝴蝶却拒绝了它,蜘蛛问:为那先 ?这是为那先 !蝴蝶说:我妈说了,整天在网上混的都一定会好人.

22 there is a tomato, was stone mix of Bata broken, and a tomato kipper and broken, and a tomato TA TA TA TA TA countless tomatoes smashed. Finally a tomato fell Ah Da! Tomato sauce!

"Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins.

  7.夏日炎炎的一天,两只黄瓜走在路上。走在前面的黄瓜无缘无故着实好热,你爱不爱我,好热哦,怎样让怎样不要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。 结果里面的黄瓜就跌倒了。怎样让脱了衣服的黄瓜就变成了黄瓜干~

The 14 day, people pass the crossroads, found a super bloodcurdling thing, he found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong even in laughter!

9 Xiaoming, will have an exam tomorrow nest, but the night was to watch TV

  11.有一天小明走在路上!走着走着无缘无故着实脚很酸!为那先 会原先呢?可能性小明踩到柠檬了!

   1.说有一只北极熊,可能性雪地太刺眼了,须要要戴墨镜能能看东西, 原先他找只有墨镜,于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找,爬呀爬呀,把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜,对着镜子一照,这才发现:哦,原先我是一只熊猫

  19.原先有只小羊,有天他出去玩,结果碰上了大灰狼。 大灰狼说:怎样让怎样不要吃了你!!!小羊大惊!让我们我们都猜,结果怎办 了?结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。

  小明哭着说:妈,我是说,‘妈,我看,完了’。

  12.汉字当中哪个字最酷?丁字裤(酷)

  22.有另有一一个多多西红柿,被石头拌了一跤吧嗒摔烂了,又有另有一一个多多西红柿吧嗒又摔烂了,还有另有一一个多多西红柿吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒无数个西红柿摔烂了最后另有一一个多多西红柿也摔倒了啊嗒耶!番茄酱耶!

19 once upon a time there was little sheep, one day he went out to play, the results hit the big bad wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you!!! The big surprise! Guess what, result how? Results the wolf ate the lamb.

  小明妈妈就担心地问:书看得人得人何时能 能 ?明天要考试啊

  24.一天,三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼的追赶,而建造了另有一一个多多小屋。大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋,木屋,砖屋,三只小猪们拼命的跑,怎样让还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说,你看着办吧。让我们我们都放弃了,随你怎样。此时,大灰狼奸笑着,留着口水说:那快真不知道小红帽在哪里?

  13.某日,另有一一个多多大学老师提问一学生,树上有十只鸟,开枪打死一只,还剩几次?

The students asked: is the silent pistol? No gunshots have how old? 80-80 db. Hits the bird in this city to violate the law? Don't make. Are you sure that bird was killed? Determine. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: ", you told me a few birds left to go, OK? There is no deaf birds on the tree? No. There is no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees? No. There is no other tree, the tree has no other bird? No. If the birds were pregnant, calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird? Don't count. Human bird have flowers? No flower, have ten only. The teacher was already sweating, and finishes class the bell sound, but the students continue to ask: is there any silly not afraid dead birds? All fear death. Will not shoot two? Can't. Students with full confidence, said: if you answer no lie "killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree, then remains one, if you fall, does not remain. The teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!

  “尺”对“尽”说:姐姐,结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。

The second is a nerd, shouted "book book book book book! "Then, jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of books

20 once upon a time there was a swordsman, he is very cold, cold heart, sword is cold, the cold dead

4 once upon a time there lived a bird, he every day through a corn field, but unfortunately, a fire one day the cornfield, all corn into popcorn!!! The bird flew past later...... That the snow, cold dead.

  小明就爽快地回答:妈,我看得人了。

  “臣”对“巨”说:和你一样的面积。我却有三室俩厅。

The 24 day, the three little pigs to avoid the wolf's pursuit, and built three cabin. The wolf not laborious blow ruined grass, wood, brick house, the three little pigs are desperately run, but was caught up with the wolf. The three little pigs desperate to say, you do it. We give up, whatever you do. At this time, the wolf crafty smile, keep slobber said: please tell me where is the Little Red Riding Hood?

The third is a person always irresolute and hesitant, think of this way and that is not for them to decide the most love, an hour later, he finally determined, feel or money is the most useful, so he went to the valley edge. Accidentally kicked a stone, he scolded "shit! "But an unstable center of gravity down the valley.

  17.有另有一一个多多陷儿正过马路,结果不小心被卡车压瘪了,他奄奄一息的如果 看得人看被委托人的身体,你爱不爱我:“原先我是豆沙馅儿的,一定会肉馅儿的”

The first is a goat, so he shouted, "a woman! The woman! "There was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for him

  第另有一一个多多是个优柔寡断的人,左思右想无缘无故无法决定被委托人的最爱,过了另有一一个多多小时如果 ,他终于下定决心,着实还是钞票最有用了,于是他走向山谷边.一不小心踢到一颗石头,他骂了一声"shit!"不料另有一一个多多重心不稳跌下山谷。

6 spider fell in love with the butterfly, butterfly refused it, spider ask: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, mixing all day on the Internet are not good

16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth, a circle, think the human gene has many lessons, she caught a man, want to put him back in and about human gene text data. But its small size, don't take him away, data too large, not a band. The anxiety, the ship's computer help system way: "this person has a small stick can solve all of your problems......" Then she could see light suddenly, smile and keep slobber said to the man:"..... The U disk to me!".

  9.小明呢,就明天要考试窝,但晚上却在看电视

Xiao Ming mother asked: books are finished? Have an exam tomorrow

  第另有一一个多多是个色鬼,怎样让他大喊"男人!男人!"往下一跳居然有满坑满谷的美女正等着他.

21 once upon a time there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was surprised and ran faster and faster, finally becomes a freeway

我打了如果 的,采纳一下吧!

Xiao Ming mother very happy praise Xiaoming: good, that tomorrow you will do a good job

Towel "to" money "says: my son. You wear a doctor cap, also have a sudden rise in social status.

1 say to have a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find his glasses, then closed his eyes to climb on the ground, climb up, the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses. Wear a pair of sunglasses, a mirror to shine, it found that: Oh, I'm a panda

Among the 12 Chinese characters which word is the coolest? G-string (cool)

Xiaoming readily replied: Mom, I finished.

  学生反问:是无声手枪吗?一定会枪声有多大?80-80分贝。在你这一 城市打鸟犯不犯法?不犯。您取舍那只鸟真的被打死何时能 能 ?取舍。这时,老师可能性不耐烦了:“,你真不知道还剩几次鸟就行了,OK?树上的鸟里有那末聋子?那末。有那末被关在笼子里挂在树上的?那末。边上有那末其他的树,树上还有那末其他的鸟?那末。可能性有鸟怀孕了,是不是肚子里的小鸟?不算。 打鸟的人眼有那末花?那末花,就十只。教师可能性是满头是汗,且下课铃响,但学生继续问:有那末傻得不怕死的鸟?都怕死。会不要一枪打死两只?不要。学生满怀信心地说:,可能性您的回答那末骗人“打死的鸟怎样让挂在树上那末掉下来,那末就剩一只,可能性掉下来,就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上!

5 Xiao Ming Li of the new hair, the second day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, they ran out crying, crying tears, he would fly up.

13 one day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shot and killed one, how many are left?

  小明妈妈就很开心的赞扬小明:乖,那明天你一定考得很好呢

  14.一天,一群人经过十字路口,发现一件超级恐怖的事,他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑!

23 the commander of the soldiers asked: Combat stepped on landmines? Even grew up as the angry: depend, can do? Trampled the compensation.

  21.原先有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿!鹿大惊于是越跑越快了 了 ,最后就变成了高速公路

25 elephants in the stool Pai Road Central, one of ants is pass by, the peak, it looked to the cloud can not help but sing: ah cable, this is the Qinghai Tibet plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~

"I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 rooms two hall.

  5.小明新理了发,第三天来到学校,同学们看得人他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明着实很委屈,就跑到外面哭,哭着哭着,他就飞起来了。

  巾”对“币”说:儿啊。你戴上博士帽,也就身价百倍了。

  16.另有一一个多多搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,着实人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料同時 带回。可飞船体积小,那末带他走,资料又过于庞大,只有一次带完。焦虑之际,飞船的电脑帮助系统道:“你这一 身上有第一第根小小的棒子即可避免你所有问提……”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说:“。。。。。把U盘给我!” 。

The 7 summer day, two bananas walk on the road. Walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot, he said, good hot Oh, I want to take your clothes off. He put the skin to peel away. Results fell behind the banana. Then undressed banana becomes dried banana

11 one day Xiaoming go on the road! Walked suddenly feel the foot is very acid! Why? Because he stepped on a lemon!

  8.有一天,另有一一个多多探险家终于寻找到"希望之谷",传说中,倘若站在山谷边大喊心中不要的东西,怎样让往山谷中跳下去,就会得到满坑满谷所不要的东西。于是让我们我们都另有一一个多多决定试看看。

  18.大哥,你别在摸了!你摸了里面摸下面,毛都怎样不要摸掉了,那末嫩的皮,被你摸的都流水了!你让俺如果 怎办 卖?这桃一定会新鲜的,您不买就算了!

  第一个多是个书呆子,喊了"书书书书书!"怎样让,跳到山谷里也得到满坑满谷的书.

  25.大象把大便排在路中央,一只蚂蚁正好路过,它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰,不禁唱到:呀啦索,这怎样让青藏高原!~~~~

The 18 eldest brother, you don't touch! You touch touch the hair above, let you feel lost, so tender skin, be felt by you running water! You let me how to sell? This peach is fresh, you do not buy it!

3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice, really boring started pulling their hair, one, two, three, the last one left, and then he cold dead.

  3.一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,着实无聊就如果 刚开始拔被委托人的毛玩,第根小,第根小,第根小,最后拔的第根小不剩,怎样让他就冷死了。

  23.士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷怎办?连长大为恼火:靠,能怎办?踩坏了照价赔偿。

  10.熊猫深爱着小鹿,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。 熊猫大吼~怎办 麼?你这一 切一定会怎办 麼? 小鹿胆怯地说:我妈说了,戴墨镜的一定会不良少年

8 one day, three explorer finally find the "valley of hope", according to legend, just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want, then jump into Valley in large numbers, get what you want. So the three of them decided to try to have a look.

The 10 panda love deer, expression love but was rejected. The panda roar ~ why? All this is why? The fawn timidly say: my mother said, wearing sunglasses is bad boy

  4.原先原先有一只鸟,他每天一定会经过一片玉米田,怎样让很不幸的,有一天那片玉米田指在了火灾,所有的玉米都变成了爆米花!!!小鸟飞过去如果 ……以为下雪,就冷死了。