Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I said, 'Mom, I see,.'.
15 a long time ago, one night, there are only three shrimp pond, ha ha ha, a ghost put a fart die.
15.如果 如果 如果 ，有一晚，池塘里有三只虾，哈哈哈，另有一一个多多女鬼放了另有一一个多多屁死了。
17 there is a depression, crossing the road, was accidentally truck tyre, be at one's last gasp when he looked at his body, he said: "I was sweetened bean paste stuffing, not the meat stuffing"
6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶，蝴蝶却拒绝了它，蜘蛛问：为那先 ？这是为那先 ！蝴蝶说：我妈说了，整天在网上混的都一定会好人．
22 there is a tomato, was stone mix of Bata broken, and a tomato kipper and broken, and a tomato TA TA TA TA TA countless tomatoes smashed. Finally a tomato fell Ah Da! Tomato sauce!
"Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins.
The 14 day, people pass the crossroads, found a super bloodcurdling thing, he found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong even in laughter!
9 Xiaoming, will have an exam tomorrow nest, but the night was to watch TV
1.说有一只北极熊，可能性雪地太刺眼了，须要要戴墨镜能能看东西， 原先他找只有墨镜，于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找，爬呀爬呀，把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜，对着镜子一照，这才发现：哦，原先我是一只熊猫
19.原先有只小羊，有天他出去玩，结果碰上了大灰狼。 大灰狼说：怎样让怎样不要吃了你！！！小羊大惊！让我们我们都猜，结果怎办 了？结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。
19 once upon a time there was little sheep, one day he went out to play, the results hit the big bad wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you!!! The big surprise! Guess what, result how? Results the wolf ate the lamb.
小明妈妈就担心地问：书看得人得人何时能 能 ？明天要考试啊
The students asked: is the silent pistol? No gunshots have how old? 80-80 db. Hits the bird in this city to violate the law? Don't make. Are you sure that bird was killed? Determine. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: ", you told me a few birds left to go, OK? There is no deaf birds on the tree? No. There is no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees? No. There is no other tree, the tree has no other bird? No. If the birds were pregnant, calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird? Don't count. Human bird have flowers? No flower, have ten only. The teacher was already sweating, and finishes class the bell sound, but the students continue to ask: is there any silly not afraid dead birds? All fear death. Will not shoot two? Can't. Students with full confidence, said: if you answer no lie "killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree, then remains one, if you fall, does not remain. The teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!
The second is a nerd, shouted "book book book book book! "Then, jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of books
20 once upon a time there was a swordsman, he is very cold, cold heart, sword is cold, the cold dead
4 once upon a time there lived a bird, he every day through a corn field, but unfortunately, a fire one day the cornfield, all corn into popcorn!!! The bird flew past later...... That the snow, cold dead.
The 24 day, the three little pigs to avoid the wolf's pursuit, and built three cabin. The wolf not laborious blow ruined grass, wood, brick house, the three little pigs are desperately run, but was caught up with the wolf. The three little pigs desperate to say, you do it. We give up, whatever you do. At this time, the wolf crafty smile, keep slobber said: please tell me where is the Little Red Riding Hood?
The third is a person always irresolute and hesitant, think of this way and that is not for them to decide the most love, an hour later, he finally determined, feel or money is the most useful, so he went to the valley edge. Accidentally kicked a stone, he scolded "shit! "But an unstable center of gravity down the valley.
The first is a goat, so he shouted, "a woman! The woman! "There was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for him
6 spider fell in love with the butterfly, butterfly refused it, spider ask: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, mixing all day on the Internet are not good
16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth, a circle, think the human gene has many lessons, she caught a man, want to put him back in and about human gene text data. But its small size, don't take him away, data too large, not a band. The anxiety, the ship's computer help system way: "this person has a small stick can solve all of your problems......" Then she could see light suddenly, smile and keep slobber said to the man:"..... The U disk to me!".
Xiao Ming mother asked: books are finished? Have an exam tomorrow
21 once upon a time there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was surprised and ran faster and faster, finally becomes a freeway
Xiao Ming mother very happy praise Xiaoming: good, that tomorrow you will do a good job
Towel "to" money "says: my son. You wear a doctor cap, also have a sudden rise in social status.
1 say to have a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find his glasses, then closed his eyes to climb on the ground, climb up, the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses. Wear a pair of sunglasses, a mirror to shine, it found that: Oh, I'm a panda
Among the 12 Chinese characters which word is the coolest? G-string (cool)
Xiaoming readily replied: Mom, I finished.
学生反问：是无声手枪吗？一定会枪声有多大？80-80分贝。在你这一 城市打鸟犯不犯法？不犯。您取舍那只鸟真的被打死何时能 能 ？取舍。这时，老师可能性不耐烦了：“，你真不知道还剩几次鸟就行了，OK？树上的鸟里有那末聋子？那末。有那末被关在笼子里挂在树上的？那末。边上有那末其他的树，树上还有那末其他的鸟？那末。可能性有鸟怀孕了，是不是肚子里的小鸟？不算。 打鸟的人眼有那末花？那末花，就十只。教师可能性是满头是汗，且下课铃响，但学生继续问：有那末傻得不怕死的鸟？都怕死。会不要一枪打死两只？不要。学生满怀信心地说：，可能性您的回答那末骗人“打死的鸟怎样让挂在树上那末掉下来，那末就剩一只，可能性掉下来，就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上！
5 Xiao Ming Li of the new hair, the second day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, they ran out crying, crying tears, he would fly up.
13 one day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shot and killed one, how many are left?
23 the commander of the soldiers asked: Combat stepped on landmines? Even grew up as the angry: depend, can do? Trampled the compensation.
21.原先有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿！鹿大惊于是越跑越快了 了 ，最后就变成了高速公路
25 elephants in the stool Pai Road Central, one of ants is pass by, the peak, it looked to the cloud can not help but sing: ah cable, this is the Qinghai Tibet plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
"I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 rooms two hall.
16.另有一一个多多搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,着实人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料同時 带回。可飞船体积小,那末带他走，资料又过于庞大,只有一次带完。焦虑之际，飞船的电脑帮助系统道：“你这一 身上有第一第根小小的棒子即可避免你所有问提……”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说：“。。。。。把U盘给我！” 。
The 7 summer day, two bananas walk on the road. Walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot, he said, good hot Oh, I want to take your clothes off. He put the skin to peel away. Results fell behind the banana. Then undressed banana becomes dried banana
11 one day Xiaoming go on the road! Walked suddenly feel the foot is very acid! Why? Because he stepped on a lemon!
18.大哥，你别在摸了！你摸了里面摸下面，毛都怎样不要摸掉了，那末嫩的皮，被你摸的都流水了！你让俺如果 怎办 卖？这桃一定会新鲜的，您不买就算了！
The 18 eldest brother, you don't touch! You touch touch the hair above, let you feel lost, so tender skin, be felt by you running water! You let me how to sell? This peach is fresh, you do not buy it!
3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice, really boring started pulling their hair, one, two, three, the last one left, and then he cold dead.
10.熊猫深爱着小鹿，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。 熊猫大吼～怎办 麼？你这一 切一定会怎办 麼？ 小鹿胆怯地说：我妈说了，戴墨镜的一定会不良少年
8 one day, three explorer finally find the "valley of hope", according to legend, just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want, then jump into Valley in large numbers, get what you want. So the three of them decided to try to have a look.
The 10 panda love deer, expression love but was rejected. The panda roar ~ why? All this is why? The fawn timidly say: my mother said, wearing sunglasses is bad boy